Dirty Mind

I'm not known for my sense of humour. But once in a while I can be funny. And during one of those funny moments I thought up the title of this very personal blog.

I'm sorry if your dirty mind has brought you here. I don't regret the fact you are disappointed. There are lots of porno sites on the net already. In fact, too many! Software developers are laughing all the way to the banks! Who knows? Perhaps they are the ones encouraging and financing such sites so that they can boost the sale of "parental control" software. It's a win-win situation for them. Porno sites make a lot of money and selling software brings in serious amounts of moola!

For those who don't know, "porno kuteer", in Bengali, is a thatched hut where sadhus live and meditate and do all the things that sadhus do. Well, though not a renunciate, I do live like a sadhu -- yoga and meditation, vegetarian food (no pyaz-lasun) and celebacy! Though not thatched, I do live in a place small enough to be called a hut.

And those that haven't read the title carefully, please notice it's heart-core and not "hardcore". If you are a Bengali you will be forgiven for pronouncing it "hurt-kor". Poor Bongs can't help it. Their hurts (hearts) are perpetually hearting (hurting). That's how the poetry pours forth from every orifice! Yeah, that's why some stink.

Abe, main bhi Bangali hoon. Dilute specimen hua to kya hua? It gives me the right to criticize everyone and everything. Including other not too dilute bhodroloks and bhodromohilas and obhodroloks and obhodromohilas.

Anybhay, bhotebhar I write heear bhill be phrom tha kore ob mai hurt. Hence "heart-core".

So here you -- at the end of the first entry of HCPK. Perhpas I should have spelt (spelled?) Kuteer with a C! -- then it would read HCPC).