Ami Bangla porte pari. Likhte pari na. Tai Ingreji te likhchi. Mane Ingreji lipi baybohar korchi. Ar Bangla likhte parleo hoyto Facebook-e Banglay type koyto kora jeto na. Abar hoyto jeto -- ke jane? KhoNj nebar dorkar poreni. Tai matha gamaini.
Amake dekhle thik Bangali bole mone hoy na. Ar jokhon Banglay kotha boli, tokhon kintu aroyi oBangali mone hoy. Hoyto amar accent? Tobe ami to mone kori je onek probashi Bangali amar moto Bangla bole. Tobe I may be wrong. Amar shathe kotha bolar por onekei comment koreche je ami to besh bhalo Banglay kotha bola shikhechi! Jokhon boli amar naam Shiddhartho Shannal, tokhon shunte hoy -- apni nishchoi bideshe thekechen.
Bidesh bolte ki bojhay? Ami UK, America, France ar Japan ke bidesh mone kori. Tobe dekhchi je average Bangalira kintu Ranchi keo bidesh mone kore. Tai jodi shotti hoy, tahole to ami bideshi. Amar jonmo Delhi te. Manush hoyechi Bombay, Kanpur ar Delhi te. Hain... Kolkatay secondary schooling korechi ar college-o porechi. Tai Bangla bolte shikhechi. Tobe jehetu oi boyeshe Beatles, Marx ar marijuana niye pore thaktam, Bangla ta bhalo kore shekh hoyni. Bangla boi to porar cheshtao korini. Shomoy chilo kothay? Parar chelera paNk dito, taNsh bole dakto bole oi ektu kaaj chalabar jonno Bangla shekha. Beshirbhag khisti -- "beshi kotha bolley tiktikir b--- diye p-N- mere debo" type of bhasha. Tai bhodro shomaje mukhta bondho rakhtam ar bolley-o English ba Hindi te boltam.
Ami ashole (single s) -- I am not an a--h---! Ashole ami kintu Bangla shikhechi Delhi-r Chittoronjon Park e thake. Okhane to Panjabi dokandar-rao Banglay kotha bole. Beshirbhag dokan gulo to oderi haate -- Bangali dokandar-ra jokhon nake tel diye dupure ghumiye mota hocchilo, tokhon Panjabi dokandar-ra dokhan khola rekhe business kore poysha kamiye mota hocchilo. Jai hok, tobe eta mantey hobe je ora kintu Banglay kastomar der shathe kotha bolto. Oi amar moto Bangla bolto jodio amar shathe Hindi-tei kotha bolto. Ora bishash korto na je ami Bangali.
Tobe ami ki shotti Bangali? Ei buro boyeshe PNPC korte shikhlam na! Dine du bar ruti kheleo kono oshubidhe nei. Masher por maash maach ba mangsho na kheye thakte pari. Adda na mere thakte pari. Mohaloya shuni tobe gole pori na. Ar pujote notun kapor porina. Onek shomoy to pandale jai o na karon amar bhir bhalo lage na. Ar sheje guje burider konnader moto nyakami shojjho hoy na.
Tobe shob kota sharodiya shonka gulo kini. Golpo gulo pori. Shomoy lage, tao pori. Ar shujog pele Bangalider jonno jodi kichu korte pari, kori. Bongobhumi ebong Bangalider poton dekhe dukkho pai. Ekhankar "wark kalchar" dekhe hotash hoye jai.
Commust der "heaven" ba "hell" nei bole Marx more beNche gache. Marx porte Ingreji shike, nijeder chele-meyeder English Medium school-e poriye je Marxist ra je Inreji je ograjjho kore ei Bongobhumir ja khoti koreche, sheta hoyto Marx ba shotti kono Communist mai ka laal shojjho korte parto na.
Jai hok. Ami kintu 16 Ana Bangaliyana pari na. Tar karon ami to matro 8 Ana Bangali. Baba chilen Bangali. Ma chilen Tamilian domiciled in Kerala. Tai bodhhoy. Tobe aschorjer baypar ta ki -- dutoi state are "in the Red"! 8 Ana hole ki hobe -- ami holam Bongobhumir mai ka laal. Ar ei Bharat Mai ka laal. Bhetoreo laal.
Interesting identity...aaro interesting holo...surname Bangali holeo maatribhhasha / mother tongue toh Tamil or Malayalam...Shegulo kemon bolen? Banglar motoi naki aaro kharap...Tahole bujhte hobe Marx bhalobeshe German der concept of Fatherland or father tongue byapartai follow korechen....By the way, Beatles aar marijuanar combination ta makes sense kintu taar saathe Marx makes it quite intriging tobe Lenon er ekta ukti o mone pode gelo: 'Those in the cheap seats can clap and the rest can rattle their jewellery....
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